void main(){
   if (latest_window_version>one_month_old)  {
     if (there_are_still_bugs)
       market(bugfix);
     if (sales_drop_below_certain_point)
       raise(RUMORS_ABOUT_A_NEW_GUBLESS_VERSION);
     }
     while(everyone_chats_about_new_version)  {
       make_false_promise(it_will_be_multitasking); /* Standard Call, in
lie.h */
       if (rumours_grow_wilder)
         make_false_promise(it_will_be_plug_n_play);
       if (rumours_grow_even_wilder)  {
         market_time=ripe;
         say("It will be ready in one month");
           order(programmers, stop_fixing_bugs_in_old_version);
           order(programmers, start_brainstorm_about_new_version);
           order(marketingstaff, permission_to_spread_nonsense);
         vapourware=TRUE;
       break;
     }
   }
   switch (nasty_questions_of_the_worldpress)  {
     case WHEN_WILL_IT_BE_READY:
        say("It will be ready in",today+30_days,"we're just testing");
       break;
     case WILL_THIS_PLUG_AND_PLAY_THING_WORK:
        say("Yes it will work");
        ask(programmers, why_does_it_not_work);
        pretend(there_is_no_problem);
       break;
     case WHAT_ARE_MINIMAL_HARDWARE_REQUIREMENTS:
        say("It will run on a 8086 with lightning speed due to the 32 bit
architecture");
        inform(INTEL, "Pentium sales will rise skyhigh");
        inform(SAMSUNG, "Start a new memorychip plant 'cos all those
customers will need at least 32 megs");
        inform(QUANTUM, "Thanx to our fatware your sales will triple");
        get_big_bonus(INTEL, SAMSUNG, QUANTUM);
       break;
     case DOES_MICROSOFT_GET_TOO_MUCH_INFLUENCE:
        say("Oh no, we are just here to make a better world forr all);
        register(journalist, Big_Bill_Book);
        when(time_is_ripe)   {
           arrest(journalist);
           brainwash(journalist);
            when(journalist_says_windows95_is_bugfree)   {
              order(journalist, "write a nice objective article");
             release (journalist);
        }
     }
     break;
   }
   while (vapourware)   {
     introduction_date++; /* delay */
     if (no_one_believes_anymore_there_will_be_a_release)
       break;
     say("It will be ready in",today+ONE_MONTH);
  }
  release(beta_version)
  while (everyone_is_dumb_enough_to_buy_our_bugware)   {
    bills_bank_account += 150*megabucks;
    release(new_and_even_better_beta_version);
    introduce(more_memory_requirements);
    if (customers_report_installation_problems)   {
      say("that is a hardware problem, not a software problem");
      if (smart_customer_says_but_you_promised_plug_and_play)   {
        ignore(customer);
        order(microsoft_intelligence_agency, "Keep an eye on bastard")
      }
    }
    if (there_is_another_company)   {
      steal(their_ideas);
        accuse(company, stealing_our_ideas);
      hire(a_lot_of_lawyers); /* in process.h */
      wait(until_other_company_cannot_afford_another_lawsuit);
      buy_out(other_company);
    }
 }

Quelle: C. Gees